Researchers, somewhat tongue-in-cheekedly, have "refined" their formula for predicting the length and eventual demise of marriages between celebrities.
Refining the Formula That Predicts Celebrity Marriages’ Doom
The formula uses as one variable the number of appearances of the female partner in the marriage in a Google Image search wearing next-to-nothing, or even better, nothing at all.
Kinda like this (yes, she's married, to ex-star soccer player Gary Lineker). Now, their difference in ages might weight in their favor; plus he's rich as all get-out. And I still gotta do that thing about happiness in marriage. I will, I will.
Unfortunately, I have to mention this right about the time that the marriage of Jenny Garth (Beverly Hills 90210, Dancing with the Stars) to Peter Faccinelli (Can't Hardly Wait, Twilight series) is breaking up, kids and all. But face it, marriages between mortal humans and immortal vampires rarely work out for the best.
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