Last Monday, there were five couples remaining in the U.S. Dancing with the Stars competition. This was them:
Apolo Anton Ohno - Karina Smirnoff
Emmitt Smith - Cheryl Burke
Derek Hough - Shawn Johnson
Tony Dovolani - Melissa Rycroft
Valentin Chmerkovskiy - Kelly Monaco
There's one thing that all these women have in common.
I'd like to see them all naked. (Monaco and Smirnoff have already complied with that wish). Also, if it was possible to add in Peta Murgatroyd to the display, I'd appreciate that too.
Watching recently indicated that Kelly still possesses a delectable posterior, Melissa still dances really sensual-sexy like (despite having had a baby, making her another sexy mama), and Shawn combines her power with a remarkable grace and a gymnast's precision. And they are all dancing really well. This finals was a surprise because I think generally the women stars are at a disadvantage because the women pro dancers are usually superior to them, skill-wise, and just like in pairs figure skating, the women get to do the WOW! moves while the men hold, lift, and support. (Yes, they have to be good at that and their steps have to be right for the dances too, but they don't have to do the flips, backbends, splits, twirls, etc. as much as the pretty girls do).
That makes for an intriguing and appealing final. I guess hoping for another wardrobe malfunction is asking too much.
(And I should add, I sincerely hope that Brooke Burke, who is at another level entirely with regard to incendiary pulchritudinous femaleness, has successful thyroid cancer surgery and a complete recovery).