Did anyone think that there was?

This is a Public Service Announcement, and I am reproducing the title of the article exactly as written.

THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS A ‘NORMAL VULVA’, STUDY CLAIMS AMID RISE IN LABIAPLASTIES

Well, that sounds like the definitive word on the subject. But still, this is a subject requiring considerable in-depth investigation.

Right?

You will note that I resisted the temptation to illustrate this posting.

But I have to provide at least one quote.

"Moreover, the average length of the clitoris was seven millimetres, with the diverse measurements ranging from 0.5 millimetres to 34 millimetres."

So now I know, and you lucky readers now know what I know.