Not on the shelf

 

I saw this image while perusing YouTube, and tracked it down to its source, which is 

https://x.com/CherryLing31358 .

If you can get past the ears, she's really cute, but I have no idea of the reproductive physiology of elves is anything like that of humans.  But hey, Cro-Magnons mated with Neanderthals (as described here), so it might be worth a shot.   Possible pick-up lines:

"Hey, how about you and me take a trip to Rivendell for the weekend?"

"I'm not one to drop names, but I've met Galadriel."

"I guess I'm in a fantasy, because you sure look fantastic."

"You're the best thing I've seen in Alfheim."