Moms-to-be-in-bikinis, and a silverback update

It's Friday, let's be frivolous. I've been collecting a few of these over the past couple of weeks, so let's review.

Thanks to the Daily Mail for allowing me to keep apprised of these important developments.

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First of all, Jude Law, who's a fine actor but who has never been a paragon of virtue in his personal life, apparently had a short stand and ended up getting the young girl into, as they used to call it, "trouble".

Samantha Burke revealed to be mother of Jude Law's child

She's even posted pics of herself with the increasing baby bump:

Samantha Burke, model pregnant by Jude Law, shows baby bump in online diary

Jude has promised to do right by her. Hope it was worth it, because it's certainly going to be worth $omething.

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Boris Becker: new wife, new baby (babies with three women; silverback!)

Now I always admired the go-for-it gusto of Boris on the court, and also admired his stand against racism when he married a black woman, Barbara Feltus (who happened to be gorgeous). Sadly, they moved on (he fathered a child during a tryst in a closet with Angela Ermakova in 1999, which probably didn't help the marriage any, considering that's about when it broke up) but now he's been able to find another woman with the requisite gorgeousness requirement.

Feltus (top), Ermakova (bottom left), Kerssenberg (bottom right) -- as has been noted, he definitely has a "type".



























Boris Becker weds wife #2 Lilly Kerssenberg

She's definitely with child (and looks good that way, actually)

Boris Becker's pregnant wife parades in strink bikini on romantic beach break


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Danielle Bux, on the other hand...

Who's Gary Lineker, and who's he WITH?

Gary Lineker is basically the best soccer player the UK ever produced, including David Beckham and Wayne Rooney. And now he's rich. And now he's showing off his bride-to-be, who I think definitely qualifies as a mom-to-be-in-bikini, even though she might not be pregnant yet. I can't see Gary passing up this opportunity to promulgate, propagate, and procreate with lingerie model Danielle Bux! (Who wouldn't??)



Danielle Bux 1

Danielle Bux 2

Danielle Bux 3

La Senza (nothing wrong with a little free advertising)

Life's a beach: Gary Lineker and Daniell Bux enjoy NINTH holiday in 18 months

Gary Lineker is to marry girlfriend Danielle Bux

Gary Lineker's model fiance stops traffic in new lingerie ad campaign on a pink bus

The saucy secrets of Gary Lineker's beautiful 28-year-old model girlfriend

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Going for six: now with a young model mother and money = silverback

Chelsea [prestigious soccer team] owner Roman Abramovich set to be father for SIXTH time with girlfriend Dasha Zhukova

She's kinda cute















and kinda hot, on the Abramovich yacht:




















Not much more I need to say there; rich sports owner + young babe = father for the sixth time:

Welcome to Silverback Country! (Or should I say Silverbeard? Or Silverhair?)



She used to date Marat Safin, Grand Slam champion tennis player: I'm not sure what he's holding here, but it sure isn't his serve)