Two short items

Item #1: I'm not a drinker. I like beer, very rarely wine. The hard stuff? Forget it. If I've consumed a total of 8 ounces of vodka in my entire life, I'd be surprised.

But I just might have to support Absolut Vodka, for putting Kate Beckinsale in a chain-mail gold bikini.

Item #2: Apparently there is some controversy that the Sun-Maid girl has evolved from an actual girl into an admittedly stylized young woman.

Original:











Thoroughly modern:









Now, I took one look at this picture of the new Sun-Maid girl, and realized:

It's Kelly Brook! (totally safe unless cleavage is dangerous)

Another example (best I could do for the white top comparison)