I was just thinking Miranda should have been done by now

I truly was thinking to myself last week that Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom were very due to be new parents, and today I find that they are indeed new parents of a baby boy. There sure is a lot of pressure on the tyke to be gorgeous.


Now, I wonder what kind of magical powers the offspring of a woodland elf and a Victoria's Secret angel will have...

(or, for that matter, the kid of two people named after characters from Shakespeare -- I hope they don't name their new child Puck)


Miranda Kerr, Orlando Bloom welcome baby boy