Dancing with the Stars preseason prognostication

Dancing with the Stars Season 13 pairs

Hard to handicap, but I give the edge to the girls: Kristin Cavallari, Chynna Phillips, and Hope Solo. Derek Hough won't go all the way with Ricki Lake (unfortunately for him, he probably never went all the way with Cheryl Cole, either). Chaz Bono and Lacey are destined for an early exit, which may or may not help the ratings. There are some new girl and guy dancers: notably missing are lithesome Edyta Sliwinska and cutaceous Chelsie Hightower.

It'll be interesting to see how well the incredibly delovely Elizabetta Canalis, George Clooney's ex (and if you'll forgive me George, even if you've moved on to Stacy Keibler, YOU BLEW IT) can dance. Sometimes the cute and slinky and curvy and gorgeous models can dance -- Brooke Burke -- and sometimes they can't -- Josie Maran.