I volunteer, Chezza

Cheryl Cole says a) she's a woman (check), b) she likes sex (check), and c) she wants to have a baby with someone (check).

Umm, I'm holding up my hand, sweetie.  (OK, I'm married, but we can work around that to accomodate your needs).

'I am a woman and I like sex': Single Cheryl Cole talks about missing intimacy, being broody and fancying Prince Harry

 Cheryl Cole gets broody