Monday, October 27, 2014

This is SO not fair


If the reports are to be believed, then Orlando Bloom is dating Selena Gomez.


'New couple' Selena Gomez and Orlando Bloom attempt to go incognito at LAX airport

Let's get this straight.  This is the same Orlando Bloom who was romantically linked with the very lovely Kate Bosworth for a few years (like here) and who then moved on to the astonishing world-class gorgeousness of Miranda Kerr, who he proved he was having sex with (probably more than once) by having a child together.  So now, lacking MK at his beck and call, he gets to experience the nubile hottieness of Selena Gomez?

No, that is not fair to the rest of the male world.

I've got a few more in the "not fair" category that I'll roll out over the next few days.


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