Keeping up with George

George Clooney, that is.

That's amore: George Clooney takes girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis for a romantic motorbike ride around Lake Como

George Clooney and his new girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis enjoy la dolce vita on Italian boat trip

George Clooney goes public with new girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis at Venice premiere

Now, about Elisabetta. It's possible to do an image search for her photogenic countenance, pulchritude, and comeliness. If you do, be warned: she's been photographed wearing swimsuits and bikinis. And less. Comely indeed.

The only thing that has kept GC from achieving true silverback status is lack of offspring. He says (and promises) he won't ever have kids. Actually, I have to admire a man who is actually responsible about that. I wonder if there's a woman that could change his mind. Seems to me that Elisabetta could be persuasive if she wanted to be...