Chapter 1: get involved with lothario aging rocker Ron Wood, when you're 19 and he's drunk, which appears to be most of the time. Also manage to break up a 23-year marriage to his wife Jo, and you know that's an accomplishment.
Chapter 2: quit the relationship when aging rocker Wood tries to choke you to death.
Chapter 3: Tell-all to the British tabloid press.
Chapter 4: Get on Celebrity Big Brother (follow the stories below) and show that you apparently have some remarkable effect on guys.
Story 1
Story 2
Now... if I could come home to a 22-year old who posed as thus below (and I know I'm taking a slight chance here) -- I'd understand the effect, I think.
Hello! indeed.
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