What reason would be good enough?

This is one example of what Tony Parker lost.




Lesser men would be shattered. I sure hope he feels the pain, because I don't feel his.










Top 10 Reasons Tony Parker screwed this up:

10. Being married to a popular, gorgeous, successful, busy Hollywood actress isn't all it's cracked up to be.

9. He thinks that he's prettier than she is.

8. She wasn't naked often enough in the house.

7. He couldn't bear the thought of seeing her amazing body get large with child after he impregnated her.

6. Fellatio. (Use your imagination.)

5. Having a beautiful Hollywood actress madely in love with you gets downright boring after awhile.

4. Saw fans in the stands holding up life-size Eva Longoria posters while he was attempting free throws one too many times.

3. Tiger Woods envy.

2. Her major histocompatibility locus (MHC) was too similar to his.

and the Number One Reason is:

1. Actually, I can't think of a single reason that's really good enough to explain this level of masculine idiocy.