Friday, June 3, 2011

If you need a guide to sex positions for men with long-lasting big organs

You can tune this sex position guide from Woman's Health for your gender, and further tune it for the size of the masculine implement, its persistence prior to propulsive profligacy, and the overall athletic flexibility of the propagatory partnership. (Yes, the actual reason for the delightful act of human conjugation is to make more humans. But that's certainly not the main reason to do it frequently!)

Assume a New Position

Oh be serious; how many women are going to let their lovers try this one?

Like Butter (it's just a line drawing; maybe sorta how it would have looked if Matisse had illustrated a sex manual)


Ass a bonus (and her's is) there's a picture of Julianne Hough in the top left corner (at least sometimes), and she's someone on my Freebie list that I'd like to do it long and strong with, no matter what the size of my averageness.

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