Geez Hugh, slow down!

Hugh Grant, who for many of his lucky years was with Elizabeth Hurley at the height of her fantasticness, has moved on.  Having never seemed interested in either impregnating or marrying Liz, Hugh decided to get into fathering mode with a lovely Asian woman, Tinglan Hong, who bore him his first child.

But he wasn't really interested in being with her, apparently, because he actually got into a romantic relationship.  And he had a child with his romantic connection, Anna Eberstein.  But there was a separation in that relationship, and Hugh then sought his first procreative success, the lovely Asian woman Tinglan, and without much time to think about it, got her pregnant again, and she gave him his third offspring.  (The second and third pregnancies in this sequence were both in progress at the same time, at one point.  The mind spins.)

OK, so having definitely established his genetic heritage in Asia, Hugh and Anna revivified their relationship, and lo and behold in the way that these things happen, Anna is once more gravid with Granthood.   I.e., he got her in the baby way again.

So, to sum up, Hugh had or is having four kids with two women, with alternating pregnancies, in four years.

Celebrities are not like the rest of us.  And Hugh Grant is not very much like me in this regard.


Hugh Grant Expecting Second Child With Girlfriend Anna Eberstein, His Fourth Child in Four Years