I just had to say a few words about Lauren Conrad's cover picture on this month's issue of Cosmopolitan. Below is the picture, without all the other distracting words on the cover.
Cute.
Hot.
Sexy.
Cleavage.
Curvy.
Lucky. Husband.
Two questions.
1. Does she get to take this little confection home?
2. If so, how long (expressed in seconds) did she wear it when she got home (assuming her husband of one year or so was home and thanking God for his extraordinary perspicacity in marrying her)?
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