Oh dear god, how? Part 2

And in the category of "They Don't Know When to Stop", we have the knews that Mick Jagger has initiated a pregnancy with his girlfriend.   He's been rolling for 72 years, while she -- a prima ballerina, no less -- is a mere 29 years of age.

Seriously, Mick, we know it still works, right?

Since this will be his 8th child, he will then be two ahead of Rod Stewart.  This reminds me of the finish of this year's British Open, except that instead of making birdies, these rockers are making chicks.   (Another Rolling Stone sexagenarian -- emphasis on the sex -- also just achieved the six brats with a set of twins born to him and his 37-year old baby mama.)

As the saying goes, if you have to ask, you can't afford it.

'Nothing fazes him': Sir Mick Jagger, 72, is set to become a father for the EIGHTH time with American ballerina girlfriend Melanie Hamrick, 29

Melanie appears to know what she's doing, ballet-wise