Cheryl is in the house

Cheryl Cole will be a judge on the "X Factor"


OK, how long will it be now until Derek and Cheryl slip up and get papparazi'ed kissing hungrily? And when they do, won't that help her Q-Factor considerably? And isn't it kinda likely that when Derek returns to "Dancing with the Stars", he and she will do a guest shot, complete with dancing and singing?

Mark my words, these things WILL happen.

Here's the interview where she doesn't admit that she and Derek are an item, though they're "obviously close". You can get a taste of her Geordie accent that they're trying to tone down for the U.S. audience from this.