I wonder if they'd sell this there

It seems, according to this article, that archaeologists have found an antler bone artifact that is carved into a particularly recognizable shape.  Which, even though they aren't sure what it might have been used for, based on the shape, they have a pretty good idea of what it could have been used for.


The title of the article sort of gives it away.

Stone Age Carving: Ancient Dildo?

Now, from a marketing perspective, this gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "going caveman".  So, if wants to really get off like they did in prehistory, you could get a nice smooth replica made out of modern materials, but still with that old-school (really really really really old) feel.

So, just to keep this relevant, they could sell it in a store in Nebraska:


Tunnel of Love: How an Omaha Store Reinvented the Sex Shop Experience

Here's all the article says about the Tunnel of Love, from the shop owner:

"I don’t want to give too much away, but if you’re in Omaha, Nebraska you’ve got to stop by our store and check out our Tunnel of Love. That’s all I can really say. It’s an attraction you walk through, but I don’t want to give too much away. "

Well, if they sell Stone Age replica dildos, then I'll try to stop by.