Oh dear God, how?

In the category of "We Can't Take It Anymore - Make It Stop!", we now have the news that actor Leonardo DiCaprio is dating (with emphasis) humongously gorgeous model Nina Agdal.

Even if this is a two-week fling, he wins.

For let's remember, on Leo's X-list are such as:

Gisele Bundchen
Bar Refaeli
Madalina Ghenea
Blake Lively
Toni Garrn
Erin Heatherton
Kelly Rohrbach
(and quite a few other short-timers and rumors)

In a sense, I think he missed his chances with his long-time relationships with Bundchen and Refaeli.  But this is clearly a rich and accomplished guy who enjoys his freedom -- and what that gets him.  He may be lonely, but he's sure not alone.

PICTURE EXCLUSIVE: Leonardo DiCaprio, 41, confirms romance with model Nina Agdal, 24, as he puts on a very steamy display with bikini-clad blonde on Malibu beach