Two ways to join the "Mile-High Club"

 

Want to join the Mile-High Club?  (If you don't know, that means engaging in sexual relations on an airplane in flight.)

Well, I found two ways that can make this happen, though in one case it would require a simulation.  

For the flight, that is, not the sex.

Way 1:  Mile-High Club on the ground

Basically, a former Airbus engineer is planning to convert a retired Airbus 380 (the big Airbus plane) into a luxury hotel.  He's planning to keep the plane parked at an airport.  So you and your paramour could go to the airport, check in for your "flight", board the plane, "takeoff", do other things that simulate the in-flight experience, and then join the club of airplane-fuselage-interior-intercourse.  All that's missing is the altitude and the turbulence (unless you really get the plane rockin').  The next day, disembark, ride home, and reminisce about your flight. 

Airbus A380 to be converted into a luxury hotel

Way 2:  A short rental flight to accomplish the deed

So, it appears that an intrepid businessperson has come up with the idea for short flights providing time for in-flights.  I'm not sure if there will be time for peanuts and soda, but if you want to get up, get busy, and then come in for a landing on the runway, this may be your first-class ticket.

The Mile High Club, Complete With Membership Cards
Love Cloud, an airplane charter business, offers private flights that help couples take their relationships (and relations) to new heights.

Flights last 45 minutes.  Don't waste time.

And enjoy your flight.