The woes of Ashley Cole continue

Not surprisingly, Cheryl Cole plans to divorce her highly talented (in soccer/football) husband Ashley Cole.

This is a lesson. When one philanders on one of the most desirable woman in the world, she's going to boot your butt. It's happened far more often than one would think it should.

I have a theory about how this happens, based on deprivation of consort. But still, I'd take the consort. More on this later.