The current list of women I'd like to see...

... totally naked, but who are unlikely ever to provide that visual opportunity.

Now, grant you, many if not most of those below have posed with ostensibly nothing on, but left the really erogenous zones strategically covered. Others have worn or posed in some very revealing clothes. Others have had "love scenes" in movies. Others have been captured by the paparazzi in slight revealment of the bits.

But what I'd prefer is total and unabashed (artistic if they want it to be) exposure.

The current list (the 'Clean Dozen'):

1. Jessica Alba
2. Michelle Keegan
3. Julianne Hough
4. Stacy Keibler
5. Emmanuelle Chriqui
6. Cheryl Cole/Tweedy
7. Kym Johnson (Dancing with the Stars dancer)
8. Debra Lafave (hot for teacher)
9. Kate Hudson
10. Abbey Clancy
11. Katherine Heigl
12. Jill Flint

Honorable mention: Jill Wagner, Kelly Stables, Reshma Shetty

Athletes:
Natalie Coughlin
Maria Sharapova
Michelle Wie
Natalie Gulbis
Tanith Belbin
Biba Golic
Alina Kabayeva
Ana Paula Mancino

Notes:

Kelly Brook was on the list, but Playboy is going to provide the desired uncoverage.

Candice Swanepoel isn't on the list because eventually she might be cajoled into posing totally.

Back in the day, I always thought figure skater Nicole Bobek would be a great feature. She's fallen on hard times recently.

Shania Twain too, but she's fallen off the list because of age. Oh well. Shania's still a fyine-lukin' wommin, though.