Sunday, June 20, 2010

Kelly Brook is available again

Not that I would (my wife is prettier than me; more on that later, eventually), but let's say that this news came across your Twitter feed. Let's also say that you're an A-lister; a wealthy professional athlete, a handsome young businessman, or a successful movie actor. How do you:

a) get Kelly's number;
b) figure out how long to wait before you call to attempt to get a date;
c) make a budget for the attempt?

It'd be fun to find out! Well, in a couple of month's, Kelly will put her $500K attributes on display for the world in Playboy; I sure hope Danny had fun while it lasted. To put it musically, her body is a wonderland.

Kelly Brook and Danny Cipriani "split" after two-year romance


He certainly appeared to be enjoying himself:

Exhibit A (pool hug)

Exhibit B (handy dandy)

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