That didn't take long (alternate title: why wait?)

Just a few days after getting officially engaged (though they've been "dating", a wonderful euphemism, for a couple of years), Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr got married, quick as a jiffy.





















HA! A picture of Miranda, and she's not nearly naked nor wearing a skimpy bikini!

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr marry in secret ceremony

Pardon me while I cry me a river.

And post this link (don't click these at work):

Nearly naked Miranda Kerr rolls around in cotton lingerie

and this one (nearly naked in a REALLY intriguing bottom)

and finally this one, which features 17 pictures, 6-7 of which are incandescently hot. And she's nearly naked in most of them.