Are you KIDDING me?

If I were given a Judgment of Paris chance to choose between Abbey Clancy, Cheryl Cole, and Kelly Brook (gosh I love the way that the Daily Mail has skewed my viewpoint); I'd choose Abbey. I go for the fit types -- but yes, it would hurt to turn down Kelly. Not that this would ever happen.

But now there's news that Peter Crouch, the tall English soccer (football) player, cheated on Abbey -- who appeared to be really, Really in love with him -- with a teenage prostitute. This news causes mouth-agape astonishment.

Abbey Clancy takes off her engagement ring?

OK, if this is true, there's a three-word phrase for Crouch:

Unbelievably stupid idiot. (And I'm being nice, leaving out the f-word adjective before "idiot".)