Why oh why couldn't this show be on HBO?

Show about housewives turned prostitutes?  Check.

Starring Jennifer Love Hewitt?  Check.

Lots of lingerie shots?  Check.

She's going to be completely naked this season?  Check and check and check and rewind...

Oh, DAMN.

"But in the second season of the Lifetime show, Jennifer will strip completely... according to British newspaper, The Sun.  They write that bosses on the cable channel will 'blur out' Hewitt's more intimate parts and that she is hitting the gym four times a week to make sure she's in tip top form."

Calls for a tape leak, I think...

Well, I guess I'll just have to be content with this, and think that it's not that far from this to nothing.