Celebrity romance breakups and hookups with hotties currently in the news:
A. The absolutely tantalizingly desirable Nina Agdal got dumped, apparently by text, by Adam Levine, who took up
with previous flame Behati Prinsloo, and even got engaged to her. That
has to sting a little. I'd be glad to help Nina sort it out
psychologically and physically, but I doubt I'm eligible, for a lot of
reasons. Now, the wisdom of dumping Nina has to be examined, but when
you can dump a hot Victoria's Secret model for a different hot
Victoria's Secret model, there doesn't appear to be much of a stupidity
downside. (This is known as the "Leo DiCaprio maneuver".)
B. Julianne Hough, who I also rank highly in a lot of desirability
categories, was forced apparently by the demands of his career
aspirations to break up with the total idiot. I don't care who you are
and you can date next, Ryan Seacrest, THAT IS DUMB. But Julianne apparently has a new beau/suitor, who sent her flowers (roses) after apparently possibly spending the night. Well, it was also her birthday. If Julianne is no longer a virgin, as I suspected,
then she's also possibly embracing her sexual freedom. I envy the guy
most seriously.
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
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