Thursday, June 28, 2018

Aww, Mr. Jordan is having a hissy fit



You see, the Republicans in Congress are getting freaked out about what Robert Mueller's investigation is finding out about how the Trump election campaign and the Russians worked to get Trump elected illegitimately.  We know the Russians hacked the DNC, sprinkled tons of fake news in social media, collaborated to Wikileak out campaign documents, and talked to Trump advisers.  We also know that Trump advisers went after "dirt" on Hillary Clinton campaign more avidly than hungry trout going after mayflies.  We also know that President Trump helped draft a letter to cover up a meeting about getting some dirt.  We also know that President Trump fired FBI chief James Comey over "the Russian thing" even though he denies it now.  Trump denials are so trite and useless now because we know he lies about everything.

Now the Republicans in Congress are trying to run interference for Trump by attempting to get everything the Justice Department might have, and thus planning a) how to delegitimize it, b) how to lie about what Justice has to the American people to make it seem less important than it is, and c) how to potentially get Rod Rosenstein and Robert Mueller out of a job.   And they're getting very upset that Justice is not rolling over and letting them have their way to f*ck up their investigation.

In fact, it looked like Rep. Jim Jordan, who is a true high-level conservative creep and who's been talked about as the next Speaker of the House (another step toward apocalypse), was having a hissy fit.  Wittle Mr. Jordan was so MAD that the Justice guys would not give him what he wanted, right away, even if he stomped his feet and pointed his finger and gritted his teeth at them!

"Enough is enough. Give us the documents we are entitled to have"


Don't mess with my Trumpy friend!



I'm just so MAD that they are actually doing their jobs!











































Congress orders FBI and DoJ to hand over Russia probe documents by July 6 or face contempt or impeachment proceedings

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