Wednesday, June 6, 2018

Simply HOW?


Do you know who Vito Schnabel is?

Well, if you don't, that might be good.  Vito Schnabel is an art gallery owner.  His father, Julian Schnabel, was a noted American modern artist.

But even though Vito appears to be a successful art gallery owner, that's not why you have likely heard of him.  Because the most likely reason you have heard of him is that for the past couple of years or so, he's been in a pretty hot relationship with uber-model Heidi Klum.  And they have not been shy about it, and Heidi is not shy, because they were paparazzied more than once with Heidi in beach attire, which is to say, not wearing tops.

But that has run its course.  I could almost fell sorry for Vito, because he is no longer with lovely Heidi.

And then I read this - which is that Vito is now dating wondrously beautiful Amber Heard, who has moved on from her disastrous marriage to Johnny Depp and a long-term fling with Elon Musk. And she's also apparently forgotten that she once said she was lesbian/bisexual. She seems to be pretty committed to the heterosexual aspects of her sexuality right now.

But getting back to Vito - simply HOW does one manage to have a relationship with Heidi Klum, and then bounce back with Amber Heard?

By talking about art?

Seriously, Vito, you need to write a book.  And not about how to run an art gallery.

Amber Heard and Vito Schnabel PICTURE EXCLUSIVE: The actress wears see-through top as she confirms romance with Heidi Klum's ex

And he smokes too.  C'mon, that isn't sexy anymore.


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