I wouldn't put this in my backyard

Well, sure you can steal it, but what are you going to DO with it?   Wait -- don't answer that.


Giant clitoris sculpture is stolen from French university - for the second time

According to the article, the stolen sexual sculpture was erected ...

on campus in response to the fact that the campus already had a hard ...

piece of sculpture depicting a penis.

As for the clitoris sculpture, I'd recommend having women detectives on the case, because men are likely to have a difficult time finding it. 

I wonder who fingered the piece, anyway? 

I suspect that there are already a lot of tips ...

so many that their phones are probably constantly vibrating ...

OK, I'm done.