Still doesn't answer my urgent question

 

So, here's an article about the booming space tourism business.

Space tourism:  when could we plan a trip to cosmos   (that's the verbatim title of the piece, by the way)

The article describes how many people have been tourists in space (8), and the competition between Virgin Galactic, SpaceX, and Blue Origin for private launch, trip, orbit (?), and other stops on the itinerary, like maybe the Moon.

But it still doesn't answer my most urgent question.  Surely somebody (actually, surely two people, as that's required) must be thinking about how they could be a first in space that really never EVER could be anything less than massively historic.  So -- what?  who?  when? where?  And will there be video?

The first what?  you ask.  You should read my blog more!