It takes balls to play in this league

 

I think I'll just leave this right here.

Just TWO PER CENT of Premier League footballers are not cheating on their wives and girlfriends, claims Italian model who says she's slept with three top stars - and defends 'caring and romantic' Kyle Walker

As a quick review, the Premier League is the highest level of English football (soccer), and the players in the league make lots and lots and lots of money (some of them make even more than that). Apparently they can afford their lifestyle choices, including the child support payments.

Pictured below is Marrion Valette Areola -- stop it -- the wife of West Ham goalkeeper Alphonse Areola. She has three children with him. We might hope that he has the good sense to be in the aforementioned 2%.