This is where they hid it

 

A couple of weeks ago, there was a major theft in Britain.

The thieves (actually, scammers) purloined 24 tons of prime British artisanal cheddar.

Who stole 24 tons of cheddar? ‘Sophisticated’ cheese heist sparks police hunt.

"The stolen cheeses — Hafod Welsh Organic cheddar, Westcombe cheddar, and Pitchfork cheddar — are among “the most sought-after artisan cheeses” in the United Kingdom, the company said."

There was an arrest a couple of days later, but I don't know if there has been progress since then.

If you might be interested in the cheddar cheese that the cheese thieves chose, Pitchfork cheddar was one of the three stolen varieties.