"The mammal, named Mike who was originally from California [OK, well what do you expect from a surfer seal], was already a father of 12.He passed away yesterday after an extended session with the females at the park in Nuremberg proved too much for his heart.
Mike - described as 'good-natured' by the zoo - had mated repeatedly with females Farah, Tiffy and Soda. [You can tell those girls are trouble already.]
A bit further down:
'Mating season is a common time for fatalities when bulls often stop eating for days to devote themselves fully to mating.
'For sea lion bulls with a harem this is the most exhausting time.'
Let that be a warning to you, Bryan Ferry. And all you other silverbacks out there.
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