I should never have read this

Since my last post was on the subject of female orgasms, this one is too. The next one is about a supposed connection between the conformation of the female upper lip and the capability of the female possessing that conformation to achieve the heights of sexual pleasure.

What the dip on your lip reveals about your sex life

Here's the highlights:

"A recent study by the University of the West of Scotland found that women with a prominent, sharply raised ‘tubercle’ on their top lip — commonly known as a Cupid’s bow — are 12 times more likely to reach orgasm through sex alone."

OK, so I read this more than a week ago. So now I find myself standing in a grocery store line or walking in a busy downtown restaurant district on a warm summery day, and now in addition to checking out the chassis on attractive ladies that I happen to espy, I'm also trying to surreptitiously judge the depth of their tubercular dip - and then speculating on their bedroom joyfulness.

It's enough to make me forget how much the polska kielbasa cost.

Now, to give two random examples of this, here are two face shots of two well-known celebrity women that I find attractive. So... do they or don't they respond explosively when linkaged to their paramours?


Even if the first thing you don't look at it in this picture is her tubercle, you can examine it, and according to the orgasmic scale, Emmanuelle Chriqui is supposed to require either alternate methods or additional stimulation to achieve ultimate ecstasy.




On the other hand, Abbey Clancy appears to possess the necessary tubercular depth to allow her to respond supremely-positively to stimulation from the male organ of copulation during the copulatory act.


Wouldn't you like the opportunity to field test this theory? Just the pick-up lines alone could be priceless.