Saturday, August 13, 2011

Geez, this is unfair to 39-year old women who have borne four kids everywhere



Brooke Burke got married to David Charvet. Smart move, David, VERY smart.

I first followed her when I didn't know her name but I saw her body in Fredericks of Hollywood catalogs. Then I figured out who she was. Then she was on E's "Wild On" (Wild on beach babes, drinking, and minor debauchery.) Then she got married, had kids, posed nude memorably a couple of times in Playboy, got divorced, got Charveted with a couple more kids, won "Dancing With the Stars", wrote books about being a Naked Mommy, confesses how much she likes getting some weekly, and now hosts "Dancing with the Stars" in formal wear that frequently displays the best breast job in the West (cleavage-wise).

That should be enough. This is what she looks like currently. Geez.



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