At least it wasn't a crab

I'll say up front that there are no pictures in this article.  That just wouldn't be right.  But if you want to see a picture of actress Chloe Sevigny with a lobster covering her privates, go to this article:

Chloe Sevigny poses for provocative naked cover shoot with BIZARRE lobster prop between her legs

So I guess she's providing an answer to the question "What smells like lobster but isn't lobster?"

My first reaction - "I hope you've got some Old Bay to go with that."

And this also could be a very effective chastity belt, if the lobster was live and waving those claws around.