The new Florida abortion law supposedly provides for exceptions in the case of rape or incest -- provided that written proof it occurred is presented.
So rape victims could simply ask their rapist to certify that they performed the rape that led to the pregnancy.
Certification of Rape Event
I, the undersigned, certify for the purposes of obtaining an abortion that resulted from the unplanned emission of pregnancy-inducing fluids (aka sperm, semen) during the commission of a rape/incest event for which I take no responsibility -- she was consensual, even though she was (fill in underage age of pregnant person) -- that I was the release agent of these pregnancy-inducing fluids, which somehow resulted in the person participating in the rape/incest activity becoming, as the Bible says, "with child".
I take this action because if in the unlikely event I am convicted of what is legally termed a "crime", I don't want to be held responsible for the care and upbringing, especially the cost, of raising an offspring that I did not intend to be the source of male chromosomes for. I was just letting off a little steam and she shouldn't have been wearing tight yoga pants.
Signed ____________________________________________________ who was just a guy doin' what comes naturally, right?
That should work fine.
Rape, Incest Victims Must Show Proof to Get Exception to Florida's New Abortion Ban
"On Thursday, DeSantis announced that he signed the Heartbeat Protection Act into law, which will now require a woman to provide proof that the pregnancy was a result of rape, incest or human trafficking in order to receive an abortion up until 15 weeks of gestation."
No comments:
Post a Comment