Saturday, June 3, 2023

If you're married to Abbey Clancy

 

Former footballer (soccer player) Peter Crouch is married to model/hottie/especially hottie after having kids Abbey Clancy.  I have continued to note her marvelous maturity on this site for years.

There's a documentary out now about them, and at times it delves into their personal home life.

Which is one that make others (like me) a tad envious.

So if you're married to Abbey Clancy and you want to get marital, IYKWIM, here's how.

"She got candid about the couple's love life during an episode of their podcast The Therapy Crouch.

Abbey told how her footballer beau will often send her a beaver emoji followed by an aubergine emoji whenever they're alone in the house.

She said: 'I just don't know how long I can go on with these sexual emojis that you keep sending me.

'If the kids go to school and he hears me like, put the key in the door I'm in and no one's in the house, I just get a beaver and an aubergine emoji text. I'm not even gonna say the last one but you can imagine what it is.'

Peter laughed and confirmed: 'There's three emojis.'

'I've got a bit of hydration in there,' Abbey said, referring to the splashing sweat emoji as Peter continued laughing.

So, if you're signaling your readiness for bedtime pleasures with Abbey Clancy, this is how Peter does it:


 

 







 







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