When will Cheryl be happy at last?

Stunned and saddened to hear that the divinely delicious Cheryl Cole is single again after being in what looked like a secure happy relationship with Tre Holloway.

However, I think that somewhere out there she'll still find someone that's right for her.  And this will probably be someone who appreciates full-buttock tattoos.

Now, let me be clear on this.  If Cheryl ever entered my sphere of romance (which is IMPOSSIBLE, of course), I'd be in euphoric romantic heaven, even though I am not a fan of body art and she apparently is.  Still, I have to admit that getting her backside covered with tattoo roses dropped her in my ratings from a 10+ to about a 9.85.  Sorry, but that's the truth.

Still, she's going to have a new 2014 calendar out.  That's something to look forward to.  Hope I can see all the pictures from it eventually.

The end for Tendulkar

One of the world's greatest athletes, who a large portion of the world's population idolizes but who a large portion of the American populace has never heard of, is about to retire.  There are a lot (meaning a whole lot) of articles about this phenomenal athlete out there, but because he plays cricket, which is not a widely-followed sport in America, he isn't well-known (obviously).

Still, I think ESPN should consider a short tribute to him, somewhen.

End of an era: Indian great Tendulkar to retire from cricket after 200th Test

Just look at the statistics. Tendulkar, now 40, is the leading run-scorer in the history of Tests, with 15,837 runs in his 198 matches, He is also the leading run-scorer in the history of one-day internationals, with 18,246 runs in an extraordinary 463 ODIs.  He has 51 Test hundreds and more than 100 international centuries in all. Surely no-one will ever come close to that record.

Early holiday alert

Thanks to the Daily Mail, we can see an early sign of the upcoming holiday season:

Victoria's Secret holiday lingerie

I'm sure you wouldn't want to miss this!

A sonnet in early October

Inspired by an unexpected revelation

A treasure sits upon the throne - my queen
in all her splendor, unconcerned that she
is utterly revealed, her beauty seen
in stark totality - the curves that we 
revere as archetypes of feminine
affection and abundance, and the place
which lies enframed between her thighs, wherein
abides her passion, where I shall embrace
her with my purity of meaning and 
devotion as my noble scepter shows
its dedication to her ruling hand.
And when we share the basic sacred throes 
of an ecstatic bond, then I will claim
to have adored and known her regal fame.

Ken Coochie doesn't like Ted Cruzy

THIS JUST IN:  When you're a stupid Tea Party demagogue that led the country into a damaging governmental shutdown and constitutional crisis (yes, it's gone that far), then other stupid Tea Party demagogues running for local office -- like Virginia governor -- don't want to be associated with your sorry ass.

Cuccinelli shuns Cruz limelight

" In the clearest sign yet of the potent effect of the government shutdown on the Virginia governor’s race, Republican Ken Cuccinelli avoided being photographed with Ted Cruz at a gala they headlined here Saturday night—even leaving before the Texas senator rose to speak."

But this was even more telling:

After Cuccinelli finished, a pastor from Williamsburg named Mark Morrow praised Cruz for being willing to shut down the government and said many now see him as the most powerful man in the capitol.

“It’s about time that someone in Washington abandons the faulty notion that compromise is the best way to win,” he said.

MAYBE IT'S NOT ABOUT WINNING.

MAYBE IT'S ABOUT DOING THE RIGHT THING.

"The Tune in Dan's Cafe"

Continuing with my Brooke Mills quest, here's the full episode of Rod Serling's Night Gallery that includes "The Tune in Dan's Cafe", with Brooke Mills in a lead role.   It's the last 15 minutes of the show.




She was such a pretty woman.  Great cleavage, too, which works well in this episode.

An appealing picture of Jill Wagner

Whilst checking out Lacey Chabert in the most recent Maxim, I found three pictures of Wipeout's Jill Wagner.  I still remember Jill from the single season of Blade on TV, and of course the car commercials.  She wears this sweater well, but the tease is what makes it special.   I easily fall in love with pelvic indentations.

She's had more roles (notably on Teen Wolf), which is good because she's still pretty, hot, and an enjoyable actress to watch.  Emphasis on the watch.