Say it ain't so, Cheryl

Even though I promised I'd buy tickets, the luminous British pop star Cheryl (formerly known as Cheryl Cole and before she got married to the dumber-than-dirt but still a fine defensive midfielder Ashley Cole, Cheryl Tweedy) has decided not to try and make it big in the States.   So she won't be touring here and apparently won't be on any television shows.

DARN.  I repeat, darn darn darn.  So I guess I'll just have be content (if that's possible) with videos and her highly frequent appearances in the Daily Mail, like this one from today.


British pop star and U.K. 'X Factor' judge Cheryl Cole won't try to crack the U.S. market, she says