Hands off, or tubes cut, Peter

Abbey Clancy is ab-normally pretty.  And very soon after having another child with dutiful (and apparently fertile) husband, now-retired footballer (soccer player) Peter Crouch, she looks abnormally amazing.

Abbey Clancy showcases her incredible post-baby body in revealing swimwear

Well, we know what that means -- hubby Crouch, looking for something to do, will spy Abbey's abnormal amazingness, and will want to resume normal marital activities as soon as possible.

And we know what happened the last time they were in this situation;  pregnancy.

Therefore, I believe Abbey -- based on her comments that their lovely baby boy wasn't exactly part of their family plan prior to his conception -- is fully within her rights to insist that Peter curtail his procreative capabilities prior to once again demonstrating his copulative compulsions.

And there are additonal bonuses that accrue from such a step.  Fare thee well, Peter.