I really liked this commentary about the "Black Swan" pseudo-controversy

The pseudo-controversy is that Natalie Portman didn't do all the ballet dancing in Black Swan.


Who was the real recipient of Kunis-lingus?


This makes sense:

"Maybe we should tell this dancer (whose name I can't bring myself to Google) that those aren't actually spaceships in Star Wars either. That's because movie making is make-believe. That's right, Green Swan, you and a bunch of other people got together to create an illusion for the audience. And here's a little secret... the audience knows it's an illusion."