Friday, January 6, 2012

On the luckiness of Michael Bublé

OK, let's face it, when it comes to getting, bedding, and occasionally keeping extremely good-looking babes, singers are probably the top-notch babegetters, even ahead of  international soccer stars and National Basketball Association players.  (Many star athletes get star babes, we know).  But there does seem to be somewhat of a difference between the singers and the athletes -- athletes tend to be (though not always) fit, which  is a plus in the looks department, and that would seem to generate some sex appeal
for the ladies.  Many athletes are also reasonably good-looking men.  Combine that with reasonable earning potential (and sometimes unreasonable), and the frequency with which good-looking babes  attend sporting events, this helps to explain the success rate for athletes.

But singers are another breed entirely.  They not only have babes attending their events, they frequently have them swooning in the aisles or tossing their undies on the stage.  Add to that a projected (explicitly or implicitly) romantic attractiveness, and the women just seem to line up to lie down for them.  And looks can be very secondary, though it doesn't hurt to be a good-looking man to get a hot babe.   You just don't have to necessarily be handsome if you've got the pipes and the hips.

There's no way I could make a comprehensive list, so just a few examples here.

Harry Connick Jr. and Jill Goodacre (previous generation Victoria's Secret throb)
Rod Stewart and Rachel Hunter (and Rod's NUMEROUS other conquests)
Ric Ocasek and Paulina Porizkova
Eddy Fisher and Elizabeth Taylor and Debbie Reynolds
Mick Jagger: Bianca Jagger, Jerry Hall
Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson;  Tommy Lee and Heather Locklear
Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear
Brad Paisley and Kimberly Williams (Kimberly also dated an athlete, Pete Sampras)
Tim McGraw and Faith Hill
Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley
Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene
Frank Sinatra and Ava Gardner
Elvis Presley and Priscilla Presley

Now, to this list, we add Michael Bublé.  He may even have set a new standard. While not unattractive, he's 36 and a bit chunky (even more so recently).   That didn't stop him from getting married to the absolutely lusciously  stunning Luisana Lopilato, 24, who has the added feature of being Latina
Argentinian.  Lopilato is an actress and singer in her own right, and just recently added the title "Lead Underwear Model for Ultimo" to her resume.

She has a wondrous front and a perfect derriere  (though I can't find as many examples of the derriere as I would like).

And she's pretty, and smiles great, and ... well ... she's as hot as they come.

I don't know how long it will last for Bublé and Lopilato -- one always hopes for permanence in these relationships -- but it sure would be fun to tag along on their ride.  If you know what I mean.

The rest of this is mostly going to be about Luisana Lopilato.  I mean,  there are shapes...

and then there are SHAPES.

The aforementioned derriere

Pre-Buble, about 20 years old.

Now, Luisana has never posed completely nude, and now that she's married, there's less of a chance of that.   Unfortunately.  Still, one could hope for a deal that she couldn't refuse.  However, her singing hubby is likely making unreasonable amounts of money, so there's little reason that she'd have to consider a deal she couldn't refuse.  Being such as it is, therefore we can just contemplate her in the glory of lingerie, and think about the glory of the lack of it.

The best video of Luisana modeling lingerie.  Kinda makes me wish I could sing.

Ultimo Christmas lingerie video.  And the bonus is that you get to see her on a bed.  Not nude on a bed, but still, she's on a bed.  There's a better (less grainy) version at Ultimo here.

I also note that Bublé has recently mentioned that he would like to start a family (though he'll wait until his wife is ready).  This is code for the fact that the honeymoon/newlywed frequency of lovemaking has started to slow down, and for Bublé to keep the frequency up, and to have a chance to see and experience his wife Luisana Lopilato nude as much as possible, there has to be a reason to have a scheduled frequency.  So, if I was in his shoes, I'd probably make the same points. 

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