Saturday, March 21, 2015
At least it wasn't a crab
I'll say up front that there are no pictures in this article. That just wouldn't be right. But if you want to see a picture of actress Chloe Sevigny with a lobster covering her privates, go to this article:
Chloe Sevigny poses for provocative naked cover shoot with BIZARRE lobster prop between her legs
So I guess she's providing an answer to the question "What smells like lobster but isn't lobster?"
My first reaction - "I hope you've got some Old Bay to go with that."
And this also could be a very effective chastity belt, if the lobster was live and waving those claws around.
at 12:10 PM