Someone show this to Kelly Brook

The lusciously voluptuous and enchanting lovable Kelly Brook, who is in the new sitcom One Big Happy, was previously in her acting career in a low-grade B horror movie called Piranha-3D.  No surprise here, she ended up getting eaten in gloriously glory piscine fashion, while looking voluptuous and enchanting and horrified in a red bikini, by swarming hordes of voracious toothy fish.

But piranhas don't do that in the real world, right?

Wrong.  This is what happens when you toss offal into waters with a piranha population.