Stunned and saddened to hear that the divinely delicious Cheryl Cole is single again after being in what looked like a secure happy relationship with Tre Holloway.
However, I think that somewhere out there she'll still find someone that's right for her. And this will probably be someone who appreciates full-buttock tattoos.
Now, let me be clear on this. If Cheryl ever entered my sphere of romance (which is IMPOSSIBLE, of course), I'd be in euphoric romantic heaven, even though I am not a fan of body art and she apparently is. Still, I have to admit that getting her backside covered with tattoo roses dropped her in my ratings from a 10+ to about a 9.85. Sorry, but that's the truth.